I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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